‘I’ the ‘jerk’ post my last..

June 5, 2011 at 10:06 pm (Uncategorized)


When one of your own best mates stabs you in the back with a sneer (and a thundering hyena laugh), what do you?
Just when you thought they’d support your blog- just when you used them as the protagonist in quite an assortment of posts- she stomps on your heart, takes its remnants, and then squeezes it with tongs.
Miss H. thought she was doing a heroic act by using my laptop to go on my WordPress blog (which was already logged in), and then changing its password, while my guard was down, so that I would start studying for my 3rd year medical examinations that are coming up.
And here I am now, on flipping Word, meticulously typing in my final blog post until July the 20th, so that I can say bye-bye and au revoir to all my blog supporters and imaginary friends and generous stalkers. (I had to beg her for the privilege).
Bye bye? HECK NO. THIS IS A HATE POST, MISS H. IS THIS HOW YOU SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR BEING THE STAR OF SO MANY POSTS? ARE YOU MY MOTHER? EH. I CAN SUE YOU FOR YOUR ROGUEISH BEHAVIOUR YOU KNOW.
The best part of all this is that she’s going to post this hate post on my blog herself. How humiliating. Wahahuhuhu I part with sweet vengeance!

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