HERE IS A Meticulous Rant About Nails.

October 11, 2011 at 12:35 pm (Uncategorized)


Pelican nails, more precisely. 

Those long, obnoxious nails that women sport for God Knows what reason. Being of the more delicate sex myself, I can solemnly tell you how unhygienic and impertinent the long nails of my female friends really are from up close.

Yellow, grey, green, (even red)- the colours of the rainbow can all be found in their talons.

Shall I relate to you a story of a visit to a friend’s room about a year or two back? It amused and inspired me greatly; if I remember correctly:

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I knock on this girl’s door (I think for some fast food outlet’s menu?). She opens it and looks askance. I see her licking up her long, straw-coloured nails after her meal, saying:

‘This is the tastiest part’.

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2 Comments

  1. bozo said,

    ‘barfs’

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