An Inscrutable Conundrum.

October 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm (Uncategorized)


And what may that be?

Here is the riddle:

You go home after months and months of life in a dorm. You eat like a growing troll- you snatch Mum’s Chinese food off the stove as soon as it’s cooked and grope around for that hidden chocolate around the house- only to come back to medical school as a fat, mutated giant marshmallow. You then decide to eat only one meal a day; dinner- and for lunch it is sleep that you dine on to kill those rats rumbling around in your stomach. You do this for about ten days, and you barely lose anything. The question is,

what in the WORLD will cause you to lose a couple of kgs in PEACE? PRAY, TELL!

I mean, I’m sick of my friends pulling and stroking my cheeks. Anyone normal would be. Would you like it if someone was cooing ‘fatty’ into your ear every other time?

Please indulge yourselves, and have a look at what I am grossly made up of:

An histological picture of fatty tissue.

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2 Comments

  1. Farishta said,

    patho really got into your head huh..oh and btw this one meal starvation aint good for health….ur starved body consumes ur fat stores and eventually protiens; so u get loads of nitrates in ur blood with an “old lady like” hair n skin as a bonus…

    • Mendaxxx said,

      I know, right? It’s really bad, and I’m a very bad girl when it comes to stuff like this- imagine! I have barely ever dieted in my life, even when I have desperately needed to 😛

      Could you recommend one that’s a little easy to follow and that causes some awesome weight reduction? 😀

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