On Home Injuries.

May 12, 2011 at 8:27 am (Uncategorized)


My college has it’s own perks.

And one of them is the head of the Forensic Sciences department (who I have not named here due to ethical constraints, I assure you). He said, whilst gazing at us solemnly with his eagle eyes:

This is advice for the women.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

When your husband comes from work.

For at least fifteen minutes.

If you cannot shut it, just take a toothbrush and start brushing your teeth, unless you want him to throw kerosene oil on you and burn you.

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1 Comment

  1. Ugly Shoelace said,

    oO

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